Warning! Your smart dildo app may be secretly recording you

Its a quality assurance and customer satisfaction tool! Honestly! We really mean it!
Teledildonics, as the field is called, cannot help but log your activities with their devices, since the signals from one mans fleshlight to his partners dildo largely go through a server in the middle. Perhaps we need a teledildonics blockchain that makes it entirely pee-r to pee-r…

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