This is literally the closest I can come to not being a troll

Is a mandatory introduction in a such a liberty based forum technically irony?

1.  Tell us about yourself.
I have a social security number.
I am an ordinary human.
I  occupy the same state as most others here.(I assume)
I am procrastinating on important life events.
            Like producing waste, and being uninteresting.

I produce text and discuss things, I am also not sure why this isn't a subreddit.

Sometimes I advocate the devil, if a debate is one sided.
I tend to point out things I notice that are ignorant.
I enjoy to lol

2. Why am I here?
Why is anyone here?
What is our purpose?
What do we do now?
What happens after this is over?
Why don't I have a belly button?
Do I even have a soul?

I don't know. I disagree with people who think they know. I have ideas. I may like your ideas.  I like me some good old Murkan freedoms.

3.  How did you find the Shire Society?

I was smashing my head on my keyboard one night as usual, I woke up later and the homepage was on the screen.

You have already exceeded my expectations. Thank you.

Welcome

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You have already exceeded my expectations. Thank you.
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It's the kinda thing I live for.