Exactly wtfk. Take the free coins and try to sell them as quickly as possible.
The following forks are also tradable and I found a way to claim them if you own your private keys: SBTC, BCD and BTW. Even though the “futures” remark went away on CMC and the network seems to work somehow, you cannot deposit them on the exchanges in order to sell them. Looks like the networks are still weak and insecure due to the lack of miners. I’ll let you know as soon as deposits are possible. And of course after I sold mine!