Yes, you all are in the presence of royalty, but it's okay, I'll let you keep your heads… for now. 
I'm currently stuck in the northwest of Alabama and am seriously considering a move to NH. You're honored, I'm sure! Honestly though, I was laid off from my job three months ago and the job market here… well, it's really bad. I find myself on the verge of joining the exclusive ranks of homeless nobility and, to be honest, I would rather be poor with like-minded people than here.
Now that the embarrassing part is out of the way, I present to you a lil block of information to help you get to know me.
Name: Figi (fee gee)
Age: 27
Sex: Voracious
Gender: Male
Status: Perma-Single
Former military! Woot! Air Force to be exact. I was a proud Mental Health Technician.
I'm a lifelong martial artist and outdoorsman. Recently I've been moving into the fun realm of survival camping.
I think that will do for now! It was a pleasure, be assured. I truly look forward to getting to know all of you.
Welcome to the forums, Mr. Prince!
Can't claim to be royalty myself, but I share a past in the Air Force - a royal one at that (RNoAF)!
Best of luck getting to NH 
Are you bringing pudding?
Welcome! All kidding aside, there seems to be quite a bit of "mental health" industry here in the Keene area. Hope to see you up here soon.
Welcome - hope to see you soon.
I'll be bringing punch and pie.
Welcome, Figi.
Welcome! ;D
Hello and welcome!