Hi, I'm the Butt Genie

1.  Tell us about yourself.

Mostly I just grant butt-related wishes.  In my spare time I push free speech and individual liberty forward by engaging in the lowest forms of discourse.  Sometimes that is funny I'm told.

2.  Why are you here?

I've got no where else to go.  :-\

3.  How did you find the Shire Society?

By listening to the seemingly endless commercials on Free Talk Live.

pic related : it's a butt

Welcome.  Is that you in the pic?

I wish, for tis the curse of the Ass Djinn to always grant the desires of great posteriors but to never have one myself.  That and I've got no legs… and also presumably I live in a colon.    Man, everything's coming up Butt Genie today.

That is one hairy ass in that picture.

[quote author=Butt Genie link=topic=5882.msg56972#msg56972 date=1326268165]
Mostly I just grant butt-related wishes.
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I'm going to be PMing you a list of butts of which I would like to partake.

[quote author=Dalebert link=topic=5882.msg56987#msg56987 date=1326300862]
I'm going to be PMing you a list of butts of which I would like to partake.
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Great, I can't wait!

[quote author=Butt Genie link=topic=5882.msg56990#msg56990 date=1326303672]
Great, I can't wait!
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Patience! It's gonna take me a while to compile.

[quote author=Dalebert link=topic=5882.msg56997#msg56997 date=1326308093]
[quote author=Butt Genie link=topic=5882.msg56990#msg56990 date=1326303672]
Great, I can't wait!
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Patience! It's gonna take me a while to compile.
[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!