Hey ya'll I'm Jimmy from Arizona!

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I thought I had done this already, but the post didn’t work for some reason.
I’m Jimmy (not James) from Arizona. I’m an anarcho-capitalist-socialist-mormon-scientologist, goat brothel and psychic warehouse manager and co-owner. I got a hot ass wife named Mildred, and two rug rats named Gramaton and Jar Jar Jr…
I fount out about this place from FTL. I like them boys on that radio show. We’re planning on moving to New Hampshire in about 3 years. We want to open a farm. My favorite movies are Robocop and Robocop 3. If you love lord Xenu, then we’re cool. I’m here to meet people like me. I look forward to meeting lots of ya’ll in the future.

Love,
Jimmy

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I'm Jimmy From Arizona! Howdy!
#2

Hi!

I’m Jimmy, a Scientologist-Anarcho-Communist-Socialist-Capitalist, and pet psychic! I have an El-Camino that nobody wants to buy. I’ve read every Hulk Hogan book, both fiction and non-fiction. I love anything to do with Hello Kitty.
I’m here because I love liberty, and donuts. I am moving to New Hampshire in about 3 or 4 years, and plan to open a farm, goat brothel, and psychic warehouse.
I found this forum through listening to Free Talk Live.
I love long walks around my back yard, I’m a lover of all foods artificial, and I’ve had at least 15 (+/- 4) hampsters. If you want to discuss the flat Earth FACT, please message me.

Praise Xenu!,
Jimmy (not James) from Arizona

#3

Welcome, Jimmy. I combined your two posts into one - sorry, took me a day to approve waiting posts. You should be good to go now.

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#4

What’s wrong with the El-Camino?

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#5

Well, the El Camino don’t have no wheels, or passenger seat, or engine, or gas cap.
Ian, I’m sorry about posting two times. I thought I messed something up. Still a fan of the show and can’t wait to get to New Hampshire!

#6

Jimmy, you have to come see my farm, when you get here.

#7

Jimmy, why would you want to leave? The weather here is so nice!

#8

Mark,

We would love to! We have big plans for our farm, but realize that we need to start small and grow. We would like to raise pigs, goats, and chickens. I’d like to plan a visit in a year or so, to look at land and meet up with some people. I’d love to see your farm.

#9

Welcome to the forum. Robocop does rock.

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#10

Thanks, you are correct, Robocop definitely rocks!

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#11

I’ve been in Arizona for 7 years. Yes, during fall, winter and spring, Arizona is wonderful but the summer is a little too extreme for me. I’m leaving soon due to my job, and plan to move to an area which has green grass and snow. I’m not meant for the desert.

#12

Oh, I’m incredibly sarcastic. For me, the weather here is horrible except for like, november through february. :stuck_out_tongue:
That’s why I’m putting my move together as well :slight_smile:

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#13

How many people have told you that you’re going to miss the heat? I hear it all the time. I can’t wait to move to New Hampshire!

#14

I am also a tiny bit sarcastic.

#15

People don’t tell me I’m going to miss the heat, they tell me I’m going to hate the cold. Usually while they’re wearing long sleeves and I’m in a tshirt, sweating.

#16

Hi jimmy. I’m not in NH but in Montana, I feel like cold is manageable. Put on more layers if need be, but you can only get so naked.

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#17

I’m writing this naked by the way. It’s gotta be 85 here and I’m sweating my parts off.

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#18

I often write in the nude. Yeah, the cold weather doesn’t scare me. I’m excited about it.

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#19

coldness liberates your mind. It frees you from the silly constraints of fashion and fills you with a burning need to do anything you can to be warm. Heat does that too, but there’s usually hardly anything you can do to cool off other than stand in front of the freezer.

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#20

That is definitely true!