Hello, I'm Puke.
Most of you know me, I'm just padding the post count for the forum.
Yes, most of us know you, but you should write an introduction for the sake of new people joining us. The hope is that more and more people will join over time, yes? 
They are coming. It's inevitable. We're putting it out there. A trickle now, but it shouldn't be long before it's a steady flow.
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Yes, most of us know you, but you should write an introduction for the sake of new people joining us. The hope is that more and more people will join over time, yes?
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Born and raised in New Jersey and very proud of it, this fact can be seen in all of his movies. His first movie, Clerks. (1994), was filmed in the convenience store in which Puke worked. He was only allowed to shoot at night after the store closed. This movie won the highest award at the Sundance film festival and was brought to theaters by Miramax. The movie went over so well that Puke was able to make another movie, Mallrats (1995). This movie, as Kevin has said, was meant to be a "smart Porkys". Although it didn't do well at all in the box office, it has done more then well on video store shelves and is usually the favorite among many Puke fans. During filming for the movie Puke met his new close friends and stars of his next movie, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee and his new girlfriend, Joey Lauren Adams. Puke has said that his relationship with Adams has been much of an inspiration for his next movie, Chasing Amy (1997), Puke's comedy drama which won two independent Spirit awards: Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Role (for Jason Lee. Around the time that Chasing Amy (1997) was wrapping, Puke broke up with Adams, and then when the Spirit awards were approaching he met his soon-to-be wife, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith. After _Chasing Amy (1997) , Puke started on Dogma (1999), a controversial film about Christianity. Around this time Puke's wife gave birth to their first baby girl, Harley Quinn Smith. Harley Quinn and Jennifer both have roles in Puke's next film, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001). In this road trip comedy, the cult heroes, Jay and Silent Bob go on an adventure to stop the production of a movie being made about them, find true love, and save an orangutan. In 2004, he wrote and directed Jersey Girl (2004), starring Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, and two years later he completed the sequel to his first film, Clerks II (2006). Puke has also written scripts for such comics as Daredevil and Green Arrow. He also wrote a script for a new Superman movie but decided to leave the project. Puke has opened a comic book store, has a production company, writes articles for Arena magazine, and does short films for the Leno show. He has accomplished so much and he has only been around since 1994. Some of this bio may not be entirely true in order to protect Puke's true identity.
Copy. Paste. Find & Replace. Ahhh, now I know more about Puke!
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Ahhh, now I know more about Puke!
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Now you know I'm as ass. ;D