I dumped my wife and kids at the beach this morning while I was doing deliveries. My wife used the bathroom there. Around noon a sign went up, and an attendant charges 50 cents to enter.
Where is Starbucks?
It’s not like people really carry change these days, especially if they don’t know they’re going to have to pay to use a toilet.
You can always pee in the ocean when you’re swimming.
Oh yes. TECHNOLOGY will bring the solution to these hassles: EZ-Piss-Pass implanted into your brain. Enter the restroom without piss-pass and get automatically fined. 2nd offense is a visit from the M.D.P.P.