4 Arguments Against Technology & A Present for my Computer Soon

Until this computer receives a 2700 ft. per second present from me, I will continue to use it to support the growing Luddite movement. I don’t think this computer is smart enough yet to understand what I have in store for it, so it should cooperate. Here’s 4 simple arguments to ponder: https://hbr.org/2009/04/4-arguments-against-technology
Samm

Computers are technology. BAD! (except for when you want to use one)
Guns are not technology. GOOD! (except that everyone else defines them as tech)

Makes perfect sense.

Maybe computers will soon control people to the point where they will be unable to defend themselves. Even if they own guns.
Samm

Maybe dolphins will realize how smart they are and wipe out all of humanity on a whim.

See, I can make up apocalyptic statements with no basis in reality as well.